You wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook.

You wouldn't know it to look at him, but George can bait a hook.

And he was right in that meaty part of the grade curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.

And he was right in that meaty part of the grade curve. Not showing off, not falling behind.

Not if that bread is a nice marble rye.

Not if that bread is a nice marble rye.

Against the "Astonishing Tales of Costanza"? It's no contest. The guy had nothing! The ship went down, According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. He got into a life boat, I mean, come on. 

Against the "Astonishing Tales of Costanza"? It's no contest. The guy had nothing! The ship went down, According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. He got into a life boat, I mean, come on. 

About five years ago. I was going down this very road.
Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now…there was a
rock in the road. Couldn't have been more than a pebble. Never really
saw it! Lost control of the bike, went flyin' about a hundred feet -
came down right on my head. Cracked it wide open!…

About five years ago. I was going down this very road.
Same time of day, going about the same speed I'm going now…there was a
rock in the road. Couldn't have been more than a pebble. Never really
saw it! Lost control of the bike, went flyin' about a hundred feet -
came down right on my head. Cracked it wide open!…

You know George, I think I can help you. We're having a meeting tomorrow. Why don't you just come by?

You know George, I think I can help you. We're having a meeting tomorrow. Why don't you just come by?

A George, divided against itself, cannot stand.

A George, divided against itself, cannot stand.

Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my cat.

Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my cat.

George isn't making good time this week.

George isn't making good time this week.

Hamsters are one thing, but those Blockbuster video commercials with the rabbit and guinea pig are just too much.

Hamsters are one thing, but those Blockbuster video commercials with the rabbit and guinea pig are just too much.