I love Georgy. Someday maybe we are to make fuck.

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LIIIKE A BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE OVERRRR TROUBLEDDDD WATERRRRRRRR I WILL LAYYY YOUR MOMMMMMMMM

It's lacking in porn as well. Won't someone please think of the children?

Hey Fastandsloppy, shut up or grease up.

Oh my god it won't. For me, it kicked off an obsession with Attenborough-narrated BBC nature docs that has seen me purchase some dozen of them or so already.

I bet Snooki LOVES to hug Jwow. Her beady little eyes crammed between those two melons…

Herpes?

Can I be hired for AV Club porno coverage, whenever that finally comes along?

I'm a person of interest to the CIA
Due to my abnormally enormous penis. They figure they could mount a small camera to the end of it, and use it to spy on people from around walls and the like. It's 23 feet long people; the implications are staggering!

I'd see this
But only if it was a porno.

Sophie's Choice: Ham Sandwich, or a Reuben?

I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!

I'll be the dissenting voice. Kline sounds like a nutjob, talking about "Hollywood Star Whackers" and murder and embezzlement by a criminal estate planner and such. He's just

Look for nude Lux Lisbon in my imagination.

Plus, isn't that guy's name "Porkins"? That seems unnecessarily cruel, especially for space.

I'm also going to be cameoing in the Hobbit movie as "Fuckwit", the elf with endless jizz.

Sooooooooooooo Lux, what are you doing this weekend? Care to hunt around for the One Ring down here in Houston?

I would, but he's not an attractive chick.

I had some ideas, but not about this.