Cool bra, Sheltie

Whereas I just like singing the Europe song.

Those waters are very wet. Just really really wet. Moist. Surrounded and engulfed by wetness.

"OK" is the new "stop slapping my ballsack!"

Your women have always been desirable, assuming they have those afore-mentioned curves.

Those guys are overrated.

I like how at the bottom of the Randy Quaid story, all of the Recycler-o-matic stories feature hot hot ladieez.

I saw it again just last Saturday on a grassy hillside on a beautiful evening.

I prefer I Drink Your Milkshake.

I just saw this movie, and figured I'd come here to see what you guys said about it, and what do I find? About 2/3rds of the comments are about the first movie. What the fuck? Talk about the movie being reviewed, dammit.

Doesn't Snooki have natural breasts? That gives her one up in my book. Oddly enough, I also like short women. However, they're ALL too tanned for my tastes.

Actually, they do. There's a guy named "Guido" or "Paulie" or "Tony" or something like that who sits on my couch when I'm trying to watch basketball, and he holds out this gun and puts it to my head… my throat convulses and I gag a little when I feel the cold steel circle pressed to my temple… and he says in a low…

I saw the ads and figured it was another Wes Anderson movie. I was confused that I hadn't heard he was doing another one.

Now those women are all MILFs! Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

It's really weird watching so many old hippies turn into crusty bitter paranoid libertarians and tea partiers.

Awesome! Let's go out for some malts and cheese!

Because it's not dull? I don't know man, I LOVED Moon. I thought that was one of the best sci-fi flicks I'd seen in years.

Yeah, I've gotta disagree on that contacts=pussies thing. I wear glasses only because I'm absolutely terrified of touching my eye. If someone made contacts that just slipped into place without me having to do anything or experience the sensation of something touching my eye, I'd switch over in a heartbeat.

This bastard is KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I am King Bastard
And I'm really not into punk.