Let's go with Special Ed. He had it made.

My GOD they need to ditch laugh-tracks once and for all. After witnessing the brutal unrelenting damage a laugh-track did to SCTV, I don't know why they keep insisting on those things.

I disagree. My balls are just fine, it's my UNDERWEAR that needs to get bigger.

I know she gets a lot of shit for that video, but you really do have to give that blonde girl one thing: she's got really big tits.

Sometimes I go there just to link unrelated stories back to Obama (usually by saying "It's Obama's fault!" apropos of nothing), so President Chester A Arthur, I might maybe be skewing your six degrees there.

trilobiter, I'm guessing Vietnam's doing really well. After all, tickets to Dylan concerts are EXPENSIVE.

Dylan's just going there
Because apparently he's part Asian himself, or so his photo would have us believe.

Oh hello! I didn't see you there. Well, it's crawdaddy season down by ol' Wilkins Creek. A time of year when apple-cheeked young lads and jump-rope skipping girlies swarm down to the creek by the dozens, just looking to catch some of those plump crawdaddies. They'll race 'em, cook 'em up and eat 'em, or maybe just…

Wrecksracer, that's the whole reason the iPad was invented.

Remember real sex? You actually had to seduce the girl, make a bunch of promises you had no intention of keeping, tell her you loved her, figure out how to put a condom on without totally ruining the mood, keep it up long enough that she wouldn't feel cheated by the whole experience and tell everyone you were "quick…

Down in Texas, it depends. "Living on a Prayer"? Hell yes. "You Give Love a Bad Name"? Hell yes. "Wanted Dead or Alive"? Hell yes.

Wes Anderson directing Motorhead.

What if I was watching in the background, jerking off?

I accidentally watched The Fighter. How disappointing. I thought we were going to see The Fister.

AlL oF y'AlL cAn SuCk My MuThAfUcKiN dIcK.

It was about a West Indies hooker named Black Hawk who's clit is somehow located in the back of her throat, so she gets off on going down on guys. It's a warm-hearted coming-of-age tale and a hardcore cum-sputtering porno all wrapped up in one!

I'm going to try this out
I'm going to try to get chicks to burn their clothes before they get into bed with me. That'll keep them there until I've had my sexually predatory fun!

She's pretty, but I would never call her "hot".

Why does everyone always say that about Imogen?! She likes raisins and eggs a lot. It's not like she can control it!

I think Mars needs a stable atmosphere, oxygen, and water. The rest of this stuff is superfluous until Mars gets those things.