I need your mom's ass.

Sure thing, fuckfaceorwhatever.

Fucking a bakers dozen of hot experienced late-teen porn starletts is no laughing matter. I should know!

As does all 20 minutes of "Rollercoaster".

Yo Moma, just watch the movie. It's something you ought to see anyway. Regardless of whether or not it's a "good" movie, it's a part of the cultural lexicon, and thus worthy of experiencing it at least once. Anyone trying to describe the butter scene will do it outside of the context of the movie, and so it'll…

"I'M TAKING MY MOTHERFUCKING STUFFED BEAVER AND I'M GOING HOME YOU FUCKING JEW SHITHEADS!!!"

Everything I try to enjoy is covered in farts.

But she is SO SO SO hot. My god, I would give it all to kiss those lips. I hate to be fanboy about it, but it's true. I'd make a fool of myself for Boomer.

*sigh* Women be shoppin'…

Montypark, I'm going to disagree with my esteemed colleague Dr. Bob (see you at the convention Dr. Bob, but this year, you best bring a bodyguard, because I've got a shiv with your name on it), and suggest that you see this movie at 4:53 a.m. on a dark cold damp morning in April of 2014. The crickets will still be…

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I loves that booty juice
I loves that booty juice
It tastes so sweet when it's on my meat that booty juuuuuuuuuuuuuuice!

Hyden, she's just going to pretend it wasn't her.

Forward-pedaling on two claims, back-pedaling on one. That would be a strange looking three-pedal bicycle.

I'm a big believer that William Shatner does not suck.

Agreed on High Plains Drifter. One of the best of the post-Leone westerns. The rape scene is absolutely ridiculous and repugnant, but the rest of the movie is the shiznit. It's fun watching things just go more and more batshit insane.

I think it's less "noir" and more "newarr".

Agreed, Redux SUCKED. I was so excited to finally see the French plantation scene integrated into the movie, and most of that really was good, but I so preferred Martin Sheen's character as an empty cipher, and Redux really tried to fill him in as a human being, which I thought was a mistake. He's not supposed to…

I love Pure Phase, as it was the first one of theirs I heard. I still think it's their best. The most drone-oriented and spacey anyway. The remake of "All of My Tears" is awesome.

I know I reacted to Geocities. By going from page to page to page, remarking "my GOD THEY ALL LOOK THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!"

So are you the AV Club staffer I should send my own "viral video"? You're going to love it. It features me penis-whacking various clay caricatures of internet celebrities such as the chick who plays the ukelele, the black guy who turns his head away from the microphone, and the hot girl who does makeup tips.