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King Bastard
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I feel like I got Pros and Cons a lot better in high school than I could now. I tried to listen to it a few months ago and hated it.

In my old apartment I used to just leave my iTunes on 24/7, on shuffle, and run it through my stereo, which was connected to speakers in my bedroom and in my living room. I'd turn it down at night, and onto a specific playlist of ambient music for sleeping, but in general, music was on ALL the time, constantly on

I'm the opposite of Lobsters (in oh so many ways)… generally all my very favorite albums were favorites the first time I heard them. The Velvet Underground & Nico, Everybody Knows This is Nowhere, Tonight's the Night, Hit to Death in the Future Head, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Bunny Got Paid, Axis: Bold as Love…

That's "Space is the Place", The Anachronist. The Sun Ra movie. AWESOME.

One thing you NEVER want to do (though this makes it difficult) is buy a jazz album based on a review. For some reason, no reviewer ever seems to be able to say anything substantial and useful about jazz.

Thank god. I actually read this one.

I'm not even going to ruin it by coming up with quotes… but I just giggled at the thought of Samuel L. Jackson voicing HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

I wish there were more ladies who had "woman-boners" for me.

I forgot the Oscars are even on. Not because I'm cool. Because the Oscars aren't.

Titty-liker, that's Buckaroo Banzai

Getting crazy with the cheez whiz, Mr. Rabin?

Hehe… I saw American Werewolf in London when I was a young kid, and yeah that first killing out on the moors messed me up so bad that I refused to watch another horror movie for the next ten years. Finally started again during college.

Victor Mature.

They could stop an F-17, but an F-18 is just one too high on the scale for them. The AV Club can only do so much.

God if only. I would love to see a massive no-holds-barred cage match amongst all the gimmick commenters here. That would be awesome.

Oddly enough
Most people who drive angry are not badass. They're schlubs who are driving angry because they have crappy lives. Take me, for example. Please.

I'd like an Alfredo Garcia with extra cheese, a little parmesan on the side, and some red wine, thanks.

I mean it. This thread makes me happy.

Oh bravo.

And I was watching!