I'm REALLY curious to hear this. For some reason that I cannot explain, OMG Charlie Darwin grabbed me and wouldn't let go for about three months. I would wake up every Saturday and every Sunday morning, and put it on while I woke up.

So Dr. Zoidberg, I'm intrigued. Come up with comparisons for the following:

I can only imagine their combined vocals would be incredibly high pitched and whiney.

Or maybe Cannibal Ox. Something like that, you know what I'm saying.

You know what's AWESOME? Make up a bangin' beat in your head, and read those lyrics as if you were El-P. It works!

1. Your sister
2. Your best female friend
3. A shaven ape
4. Your mother
5. A regular ape
6. A retarded ape
7. The Statue of Liberty
8. Miami Booty-Bass video girls
9. Radiohead

Can Destitution give me a ride too? I think my transmission dropped out on I-45 on the way to work this morning.

Ummm
More Kat Dennings news maybe? I finally saw those leaked nudes on the interwebs, and while I would've liked more, I have to say, she's everything I'd hoped for naked. Man, I would never want to get out of bed if she were in it.

One of the things I LOVE about MDDG is that the first thing she's looking at are the tits. She and I have a lot in common I think.

I think the problem is at least partly me, because all I can see when I watch the Watchmen movie are all the things I think are wrong about the actors and their presentations of the characters.

Plus, she's got a kid named Sabu! That's an awesome name. I'm going to pretend it's mine.

Thanks. I keep hoping someday I'll make Mariner, but the promotions board are a bunch of assholes, and they don't want to have to shell out for the higher pay grade, so I'm stuck here swabbing puke off decks and practicing drills.

Jorge, don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly Namor the Sub-Mariner. I've come seeking my revenge on the one called MODOK.

You need a shitty mainstream to inspire the under-the-radar acts to greatness.

Diabeetus is the champion, my friend…
And he'll keep on farting til the end…
He is the champion, we are all losers
No time for steak night cause he is Joan Campion
And a girrrrrrrrrrrl….

…see how I ROCK THE FUCK OUT!!!

Can you imagine if science allowed two women to procreate, and then Summer Glau and Christina Ricci made a baby?

And of course, the fact that I've got a 23-foot-long penis speaks to my longevity on the web.

MDDG, this is why when I build our dream house, there will be a special sound-proofed room for you to enjoy your Steely Dan, a statement made all the more poignant by the fact that the name also refers to a dildo.

I'd dress it up in Victorian-era ladieswear, slap a Victoria Jackson halloween mask on it, and make sweet sweet love to it.