Close. Replace all of those with clips from 70s-era Hanna Barbera cartoons, and we'll all be very confused.

Neckbeard's in a gaaaaang of onnnnnnnnnne…

I think you should write an article about how I'm the best poster in real life, but my libidinal urges are so powerful that my hunger for sex with hot chicks overwhelms my ability to make a cogent argument, and that this could be mitigated by either (A) lots of hot chicks giving me sex, or (B) every poster on this…

Yeah, all of a sudden I'm more interested in what Will You Marry Me has to say than all of the rest of you rubes put together.

My biggest complaint about Dora is that she screams EVERY FUCKING THING SHE SAYS. I think it's okay to teach children that you don't have to scream to be heard.

"I remember one episode of Rocko's Modern Life where they hook a milk machine up to Heffer (a bull) and he orgasms on screen."

Wow. Steve and I are almost the same age. I'm like almost two months older than him. That's kind of wild. I'm going to order his album.

Cookie Monster: "Where all the omnivorous women at?!"

I am too old for all of this shiznit (37), but that was a really sweet story Noel. Though I myself am childless (no Prince Bastard for me, succession is such a nasty business) I have nieces and nephews and friends' children, and watching how children establish identities and learn about the world around them is…

Will You Marry Me, you need a new avatar. The current one makes me horny.

Hey Super Karate Monkey Death Car, you've missed all 37 of my past birthdays and Christmases, but if you buy me tickets to the Toronto show, and book a flight for me from Houston to Toronto, and maybe let me get to second base with you, that'll cover it, and we'll be even.

Dang
What a poolicious show. Ima watch it again, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….

Lars Ramone

I'm feelin' GWARlicious today!

Yeah, I caught that too. Freaked me out a bit til I realized the mistake.

I'm curious about the Raconteurs, but I find a LOT of stuff pretty generic and boring, so I don't know. I just really liked the guitar solo White was playing at some live clip of the Raconteurs they showed in that movie "It Might Get Loud", the clip where he's bleeding all over his guitar. That was an awesome solo.

That's Hitler!

What brings the Nazis and the Cajuns together?

I wish I could be making babies with Samantha Bee. And Beth Littleford. And Laura Kightlinger.

She's not a complicated drummer, but she packs a lot of wallop; way more than most.