I'd like to be a gypsy dildo punk! Where do I sign up? Are there dues?

Of the Cincinnati Cuntburglars, or the Baltimore Cuntburglars?

Oooh, he said Satan, he's craaaaaaazy!

Thanks, I.R.S., I'll check it out as soon as I get away from my employer-overlords, who won't let me go to Youtube.

Okay, so, any fans of real old school krautrock? Is it really as krautrocky as the review would suggest? I've never been a Mogwai fan, but I wouldn't mind trying them out if that's the direction they're headed.

I"m guessing Insertion. What do I win?

I AM NOT A FRENCHIE, I AM A BELGIE!!

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Blow job, no gagging, smile after he finishes. That's going to make any man feel like a fucking king.

First!
My only firstie. Nearly five years later.

PK, agreed. Someone somewhere on this thread wrote about having a procedure that - with insurance coverage - still left them with medical debt of $40,000. In this day of restricted credit, that's going to hurt real bad when you try to buy a car or something similar.

I'd rather a little sex whore.

Archdukechocula, I've been trying to ask MDDG out for awhile, but she just lives too far away from me…

I like to think the guy asking about moving to another country is in fact Canadian, and his girl wants to move him to the US. It works.

Okay, I'm not one for reasoned and well-informed political debate about healthcare, but I will say this… I'm a customer of USAA, the massive banking/insurance company that services US military veterans and their families (full disclosure: I'm not a vet, but my dad was, and I got my benefits with USAA as a dependent…

I'm not delightful, I'm tumescent.

But now we can all make up a song to the tune of the Village People's "In the Navy"…

I'm not interested in a relationship. I just want a BFFWB.

Are you impersonating O'Neal or Sean Connery?

Back in MY day, you had to be succinct, because papyrus was too damn expensive, and stone tablets take forfuckingEVER to finish.

Couldn't that describe pretty much any successful reality star?