Boring. Needs more titties.

Yeah, I don't watch this show Marah, but I LOVE the recaps, and since I don't watch, they're all new to me. And funny as FUCK. Oh my god I almost wish I COULD watch this show, just to catch the awesomeness splattered all over the screen like a Peter North moneyshot. It just sounds so unbelievable.

I LOVE Tracy Morgan. He's about the funniest guy in the world, because for whatever reason, I just don't buy that it's calculated, unlike every single other funny person in the world. I just think he's nuts, and he's discovered that his particular type of nuts is something others find funny.

Don't make Don Caballero angry! He'll take out all the network heads in one climactic coup de grace!

I like to think that Fey's breasts are still, even post-pregnancy, very pertinent.

Fey in a second. She's adorable. Palin just makes me angry. Smart is hot. Stupid is not. I like to smoke pot. Out out damn spot. Your play has no plot. Your mom has crotch rot. Your dad says "GREAT SCOTT!" Your penis is in a knot. And so forth.

I just think they were to blame for that. Tracy Morgan? Really? ANYONE who's seen him in anything knows that the man will say anything. That's what I love about him… he's genuinely batshit crazy, and loves to show it off.

Dammit! Gender ignorance ruins yet another self-administered-blowjob joke! When will the suffering end??

aclassicbluff, that's not going to help much unless you're missing a few ribs, or have an extraordinarily long penis.

KISSY-LIPS

Hush it, kissy-lips.

Ah Fastandsloppy. The answer to the question "How does King Bastard like his handjobs?"

Guys, just to be fair, let me explain how modern recording works. It's assembled piece by piece, not with everyone playing all at once. So it's very possible to lay down a good portion of the album long before the lead guitarist and singer are involved. Not saying that's how they ordinarily work in Aerosmith, just…

I'm glad we all agree that the Road Warrior was the better movie.

About Time - right, I get that, but in the movie it was confusing. It seemed to indicate that the program was put into place to intimidate the youth into resubmitting to adult/government authority at a time when the youth's disillusionment with that authority started to cause them to undermine it. But not one of the…

In all seriousness, I think I was just happy with a little side-boob action from time to time. Though I remember there was that blink-and-you'll-miss it topless shot in the Road Warrior, when a speeding car knocks a tent over, and two wasteland gang members are going at it inside.

Mister Ford, I like the way you think.

Me, I'm filled with blood and guts and unexpelled poop.

Don't make me baggage your ass with my massive jimmy.

They should've changed the words to something about tigers. Tigers Will Tear Us Apart.