Yeah, that scene, and the scene when Bobby threatens the union guy in the bar both demonstrate how these guys can sort of "switch it on" and become wilier, smarter, and much more threatening than the less-than-awesome people they ordinarily are.

This news is totally unknown to me, this news you just told me, and also very boring.

Coogin, I'll be honest, straight up. My whole appreciation for 80s sitcoms would've gone up about 4000% if they'd just kept Punky Brewster on long enough to have a "Being Kind to Girls with Truly Enormous Breasts".

Come on now, he makes this movie concept look GOOOOOOOOD.

I just like being able to get handy little bite-sized facts upon which to snack, whilst reading everyone's jibes and ripostes!

Maybe I'll show up so I can get a boner looking at all the indie kids.

Yep, Binky wins. That'd make for an awesome story arc.

I think much of the Doom Patrol is dead and gone, but that may be because no one pays any attention to the Doom Patrol.

Cookie Monster, I prefer to focus instead on the relatives he has who are not doctors or congressmen or whatever. What about Jane Doom, mother of three and substitute teacher at the local middle school? Or Robbie Doom, part-time auto mechanic, who keeps trying to get that GED, and keeps falling just short of the…

Grab Titties, Lads!

GET THE LASH!

I think she was adopted.

Every civilized nation sleeps at least some portion of the midday away. We are truly cretins.

Word to your respective mothers.

Understood, Trash Bin. Thanks for the advice.

So here's a question: how would someone (like myself) who was totally bowled over by the first two, and totally NOT into Shepherd's Dog, dig something like this? I know it's not an easy question to answer, but anyone want to take a stab at it?

"The Internet" is a large tube-shaped plastic enema. When inserted in the anus, and left there for roughly 48 hours, it begins to release chemicals into the bloodstream that give one the ability to see roughly 30 minutes into the future. Not that handy for the most part, but definitely useful when you want to know…

Wow! Literally NO part of me missed him.

I have to give Dan props for his single biggest and most important message: that not everyone is geared for monogamy, and that's okay. Certainly others have said it too, but coming from someone as (generally) widely respected as he is in his milieu, that's a bold statement to make, and back so consistently. As…

I thought it was a marketing firm, Bring The Ploys.