OMG Bagofcrap, I know! I spent some time going there to try to get an idea of what "the average person" thinks of the current state of politics in America, and oh my fucking GOD all I saw there was line after line after line after line of pure intense unbridled hatred and psychopathic babble, amidst the occasional…

I have to live with this and you have to support me!

No, but I LOVE the idea of "finding" you with my two hands.

Everyone, he IS an old man. You spend too much time on a pop culture website, you start thinking every 60-something is Helen Mirren attractive, and it just ain't true.

No kidding Cookie Monster. I like Zep alright, but I've never in my life felt the need to own one of their albums. The radio is their catalog, over and over and over and over and over again.

I would love to watch Jack Bauer owning pre-teen kids at foosball for 2 hours.

fastandsloppy, I dont' know that she was really all that funny on Mr. Show, but I would pay good money to just once have her answer someone with a disgusted "suck my dick!"

GODDAMMIT!!

You're my ass? I didn't even have to use the map.

I have found my ass, with my own two hands and a map.

Was it? Was it really?

I don't think there's anything wrong with basing a movie off of a book though. To me, we're comparing apples and oranges: comparing a work of (admittedly usually commercial) art that's based on a work of art of another medium, vs. two works of art of the same medium. I'd way rather look at a painting of an apple…

Me neither, but then again, I pronounce "clitoris" like "lady-lovebutton".

She speaks of her time with you fondly…

Well under the great reBOOT edition we have Batman Begins/TheDarkKnight. There are certainly others, but that was worthy.

Wouldn't it suck if beer did in fact drink itself? It would be drunk all the time, a perpetual ouroboros, while we went thirsty.

Fastandsloppy's got a good idea on how to handle remakes. Just change the context enough so it's not the exact same thing. Want to remake The Wild Bunch? His idea is good enough that it doesn't fuck with the original. Also, call it something different. Nothing's so annoying as talking to someone about a movie,…

Word, Cookie Monster, word. Of all the people I know, almost none of them have Christmas albums aside from that one. My family has one that's passed down from my parents, and we still bust it out yearly.

Man ZMF, that is some sense, but at the same time, again it has to do with numbers. There are some good remakes, but like every other artform, the ratio of good to bad is really skewed. For every True Grit, there's like a dozen shitty remakes/reboots of movies only a couple of decades old at the most. And maybe…

What the FUCK?? I'm with MDDG (or at least I wish I was, awwww yeahhhhhh) and the others who had a significantly different experience. Barely any sex to be had at all except from the occasional girlfriend in high school, and only marginally more in college. Marginally. What's up with that? I might be a more…