That says nothing about my passion for big butts, and my inability to prevaricate about same.

No one's gone back to explain to Claudia Kishi what the Marx Brothers did, so I will.

He's worse than cancer and durian smell and Hitler and butt acne, all rolled into one!

Watt?
No. You heard the me first time. I'm not going to repeat myself.

Watt?
No. That would be a Scottish boxer.

Watt?
No. That would be one of several English footballers.

Watt?
No. That would be a former US Secretary of the Interior.

My highest hopes are that Mike Martz turns out to be 100% fully true. That would be awesome.

My dear Drunk Dalek, you should not live with regrets… it poisons one's ability to enjoy extermination…

And why that particular combination of shows? I would've expected a Family Ties/Cosby Show glass, to commemorate that fine Thursday night of must-see-TV back in the 80s.

IT'S NOT A TUMAH!

Just go Netflix all of the available BBC David Attenborough nature documentaries. Start with "Planet Earth". There is NO going wrong with that one.

The inevitable question…
How many of you fineass ladieez would like to sample my own white material?

But does it have the Legion of Doom? I ain't watchin if'n I can't watch Sinestro, Gorilla Grodd, and Black Manta up to their old tricks!

My name is Buck, and I like to a truck!

I saw Randall Flagg and the Benevolent Grandmas back in '92 at the Astrodome. That was a great show, but I got tired of the endless encores.

I personally never got that into the later albums, though they do have some fine moments, but yeah, those first two Band albums sound like a LOT of fun! In addition to the fine tunes Pillsbury Homeboy listed, there's also "Jemima Surrender" and "Jawbone", both of which sound like a hoot to play. I think they sounded…

I wish I were drowning in sexual tension. As it is, I've got absolutely no trouble breathing, and I'm firmly on solid, arid ground.

Dang, that's quite a diss on the Band! They had loads of great songs, albeit only in their first two albums.

Marry me Heather.