I would totally eat some bangers and mash with my fingers, but only if I were stoned.

Just wear a suit, slick back your hair with pomade or some shit, and carry a Bible. Like THAT, you're a Southern Baptist preacher.

MDDG, come down to Houston. Go as Margot Tenenbaum, and I'll go as Ritchie Tenenbaum. I'll put up a tent in your hotel room and we can listen to the Rolling Stones. Maybe I'll get to second base.

Dang. This is crazy I can enjoy!
I know who I'm having my next threesome with!

That's it. I'm on my flying motorcycle, and I am OUTTA here.

Well, I wasn't going to say so, but yeah.

Oh HELLZ yeah Enky. That's some seriously ahead-of-its-time shit going on in that song.

Randy Quaid says you're the best French kisser.

If Randy Quaid's got a brain in his head, Randy Quaid will make this here movie just as soon as he busts out of whatever cell science devises that can hold him. Hell, they know they cannot hope to stop Randy Quaid… they can only hope to contain him.

But right at dusk? That's HIS time.

No, the other guy. The one with the hair.

I'd like to be the guy who's always boning your cute assistant.

JABBA THE SLUT: Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife, Going Solo!

When you got four balls, you get a LOT of bawdiness.

I like to think of my penis as an action movie, waitin' to happen.

I AIN'T AFRAID O' NO ROLLEY COASTER!!

Bitch Hunter, that is the series' primary failure.

Stacked should've lasted a lot longer, but also should've featured a different lead protagonist each episode. Pam Anderson, sure, but they should've kept it to women who are naturally stacked… Meg White, Christina Hendricks, early-years Christina Ricci, Christy Canyon, Jennifer Loves to Dewitt, etc. I think that's a…

As I recall from my Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Towelie there just might the single most important anthropomorphic character we've got!

I find a little cocktwist at the end of a stroke to be a perfect way to send the shivers up my spine and make me appreciate a woman's technique all the more. Kudos to you, ma'am! Kudos!