"Down South"… is that some kind of euphemism?

I don't know what you're talking about, but I do like jacking off.

You're a young person? Where's your companion?

Hell, *I* was the singer for like two hours. I just couldn't get down with the frequent group handjobs.

I already knew I was evil. It's right there in the name, really.

Oh yeah, that was a devastating scene. At that point, I seriously figured he was probably going to commit suicide, because that seems like the scene where he finally realizes there's just no way out.

Some if it's got to be a pride issue. As I recall Richie pretty much forces the jacket on him, and so obviously Tony's not going to wear it, or else that'll essentially mean he's submitted to Richie's passive-aggressive dominance.

I love the songs in FotC, but I agree… all they really NEEDED was "Who likes to rock the party?" over and over and over again; the conceit of the show took care of everything else.

Whoops, whoever corrected me up there was right. For some reason, I'd thought Garth Hudson passed on recently, and I was wrong. Yep, they're still majority alive.

So does anyone have the full story on why they jetted Michael Anthony from the band?

You can't really fuck the Band. Most of them are dead.

That's when you laugh so hard you shit a Kubrick.

Kubrick and Clarke both swear up and down that the HAL IBM connection is bunk, and something other people came up with after the fact. I don't know if it's true or not, but for what it's worth, that's what they've said. They did not intend a connection.

Isn't he like the Singing King of Beepers or something at some point?

If' I'D made this movie, the song he would revert to singing would be "Baby Got Back".

QUIET!! THERE ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO MASTURBATE!

All I can think of is the performance artist Spank, yelling this while trying to crap on the flag.

Wow, a whole planet of b-boys, all in their b-boy stance, hurry up and give them the microphone before they bust out they pants…

The drummer is always crucial to ALL rock bands. I don't know man, there is just no way to overstate that.

There will never ever be a backlash against titties. Just sayin', they're a blue-chip obsession.