Apparently they WERE just about embark on a Japanese tour before he quit.

AJR, no, ours is for atheists.

I fell in love with Luna's "Bewitched". Perfect 90s album, and yet demonstrates clearly (and not in a pejorative way) that Wareham's entire career is pretty much based on the VU's third album. Like I said, not a bad thing; he's made a lasting career out of exploring all the nuances implied in that one album, which…

I'm in Houston! But I'm having a ten-girls-one-guy coke-fuelled fuckparty that's lasting from around 9:00 tonight until around 9:00 Monday morning, so I am all booked up.

Can you take the zombie part out of it? Then it would be King Bastard's "Citizen Kane" as it were…

She's the head of the Illuminati, and inside her panties she keeps the plans for their control of the IMF.

I'm a dancer for suck movies…

Man, going back to 1995 would be awesome. I'd have just graduated college, and I could go back and fix 15 years of subsequent mistakes!

I think it can best be summarized thusly: "Be kind, rewind".

And how great was it that AOL fucked up your PC registry in some nearly unfixable way? Those guys were such geniuses.

I remember when my uncle, Rudolpho Pantywaist, attempted the climb. No one ever found his body. Only his undergarments.

Never confuse the Professional and the Specialist.

My favorite thing Ferrell ever did was his Robert Goulet impression on SNL. "Staring contest!…. You win, you always do."

I think Better Off Dead Sucks guy was just trolling. That's the only explanation.

I never watched GH, and I really never watched any soap of my own volition, but I had a friend who was watching "Falcon Crest", so I'd check it out with him whenever I was at his house.

So, who wants to bet that "The Minotaur Abides" is actually the lead singer for Jet?

I love the way they immediately fall back asleep after getting rid of the girls.

"I'm stirrin'! I'm stirrin'!"

Come on everybody, say it with me:

Ah, okay. Thanks, On_2. I wasn't sure, but it seemed like they were in some way defeated in the end. Nice to know what's up without having to sit through the movie again.