Whoa, Happy Gilmore is awesome. He doesn't speak in goofy voices for that one, for one thing. And he perfectly captures the over-testosteroned, impatient, defensive, and raging personality of a true youthful sports personality. Let's just say I found that movie funnier than some because I knew guys like that in…

Poodog, you appear to have no jimmy.

PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!!

Then what you need is a Tronbone player.

Wait, what? I was only half paying attention. Did you say that Chris Farley, David Spade, and Adam Sandler were fucking Tamra Davis' tits?

Art Carney?

I do have to disagree with her though. As far as Sandler movies go, I think Happy Gilmore is funnier.

how about transplanting Star Trek the Next Generation to an RV park full of retired people?

Um, I'm kinda hot for Gomez. I would let her do my gardening, but only if she really wanted to, and only if she promised to do so while VERY scantily clad.

My favorite one is the one where Ramona finally gets tired of Beezus being "the big sister" and waits until the parents go on vacation before cracking Beezus's skull open with a tire iron, fucking her brain cavity with her mom's "King Dong" dildo, and then eats her sister's still-warm intestines without even cleaning…

Am I the only guy that gets smacked in the face by his own ever-present erection when he goes jogging?

Piscopo did a sort-of-funny special at one point I remember, probably shortly after his SNL fame. I was a kid when I saw it, so maybe that's why I thought it was funny.

"Off bra! Off bra! Off bra!"

Plus, many of us are living for the day when firsties are simply ignored. Please, won't you help?

I believe "Shades of Grey" refers to the full range of color options between the two polar extremes of "white" and "black".

Oh Dr. Robuttnik, don't be such a jammy dodger.

Most of the porn videos I watch are actually clip shows.

But Barbara's also got an out, because she's a woman, and women aren't typically that involved in the mob. Tony was the only son of a mob boss, and therefore much more likely to get involved. Of course, no, he had choices, so that's not to excuse him. He just likely also had more expectations of where he was going…

Turd, that's true, I'd forgotten about them telegraphing Feech. That was probably because they did it right, so I didn't notice it. Okay, I stand corrected then.

Just to clarify
I was the one who made the initial complaint about the way they introduce characters as if they've always been there, and while I make that complaint, I do realize it's a necessary and very common thing to do in serialized shows. They can't have everyone up front obviously.