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King Bastard
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Okay, I admit, that made me laugh.

I read this as Dio's funeral gave him an erection the likes of which he has not seen in a long long time.

Oddly enough, ALL of these candies, despite all being different, ended up tasting like my testicles.

That's what I'm going to say anytime anyone asks me about something I'm not proud of.

I liked the taint sketch myself, but like I could never get into the Burgundy Loaf sketch, and the employee video about all the Ps, patriotism, professionalism, etc., the bloody diaper and all; I don't know, it just didn't do anything for me. But the whole fucking slacker episode with the iguana and Jeepers Creepers

Yeah, actually I always found that sketch to border on a little too uncomfortable just because she's SO terrified and in pain. She's an amazing actress with awesome range.

No, actually this thread is EXACTLY like rain on my wedding day.

Bob Odenkirk cursing is always funny, but then again, so is Jill Talley cursing. I just love hearing her enunciations. "Dick-lickers!" Tom Kenny is a lucky lucky man.

I love them all as well, but yeah, my preferences actually do run to the first two seasons. I can't really say they ever got tired, but the very end of the fourth season did seem to wind down a little bit, with fewer and fewer shows that were knockouts the whole way through.

HBO. We're NAUGHTY!

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

It's always a good time to tell people you've farted.

Hey Comte, ever seen a grown man naked?

I enjoy a bouncy C. But not as much as a bouncy DD.

She's Moe Tucker, the muthafucka, with the ego hype, while Sterl's positive and Lou's on the negative type.

Werd bitchez. Momma fixed the breakfast with no spam.

Or fine ladieez polishing my balls.

Imagine how much more entertaining this thread would have been if the subject line were instead "I'm a bit surprised how much I'm enjoying this cum."

Yeah, SEXY funny.

NO REASONABLE DISCUSSIONS
So instead I'll just talk about orange whips. What's the deal? They're so tasty.