Ah Porblem… we've come from the far off lands of Akhbarathh, seeking fame, but found only famine and destruction wrought of dragon's breath and flames… pray tell, can you fashion a sturdy yet portable urn for our dearly departed cleric's remains, that we may put his soul to rest in the manner of his faith? Such an…

POOPDICK!!!

I like the word "PORBLEM". I think it is a halfling artisan who works primarily in earthenware, and is part of a steadfast support network for our main heroes, who all have much cooler names, and are not lame halflings.

For them, you'd just put out.

She's got the same contract as Sam Worthington.

Are you calling the SATC girls fat?

I would've come to the houses of each and every commenter here, knocked 'em out with a rag soaked in ether, tied them up, then forced them to listen to Enter the 36 Chambers over and over on infinite repeat while having sex with them, so as to psychologically associate the album's fine track listing with the various…

…meaning those that show, not the things you take standing up under a stream of water. Though ladieez do like those too. They keep you from stinking.

I'm a grower too, which is a shame, since many ladieez prefer showers.

I like feisty princesses. But more than that, I like normal commoners who give it up with relative ease.

At least we're not talking about which Power Ranger we are. I mean, we could, if you want. I call blue.

I'm making Raisins as we speak!

Don't be tryin to play me cuz you a nasty bitch
Ima gonna have to getcha with my undead lich
He's guarding his castle and ruling o'er the dead
He will bust a psychic cap in the back o' yo head.

Mind Flayer! Mind Flayer!

THAT'S some filthiness.

Eh Me, that'd be a lot easier if you were here.

I'm pondering ways in which I can make this discussion unreasonable.

My life's purpose has been fulfilled. Time to die.

I think Deck's first solo album (I haven't heard any of the others) was one of the best of the Wu's stuff. Now, granted, I'm especially into old school rap, and I think Deck's album was the most old school of them all, so that definitely plays into it, but yeah, I loved Uncontrolled Substance.

Actually that's his full rap name: Fat Mike da Filthy-Wanged