I'm going to name my band HUGE NAKED TITTIES. I think that will work nicely.

Dammit. Nowhere NEAR Houston. Fuckas.

WHEN WILL HE RETURN TO US WITH SHOWERS OF GOLD IN HIS VOICE???

Knowledge is power. That's why as soon as I get my PhD, I'm going to CRUSH YOU ALL WITH MY MIGHTY FISTS OF KNOWLEDGE!!!

How very high school of them both.

This is the ONLY news you've heard since Bootsy Collins establishes first-ever Funk University, declares himself "Professor Bootsy"

Where's Summer Glau to mace us?

Just tenderize and season some leather for her. Heat it up on the grill and she'll never know the difference.

If it ain't well done, then rivers of blood shall run.

He was a great great guitarist in Humble Pie. It's just his solo stuff where he got kind of lightweight and shitty. And how surprising can it really be when some dude goes solo from a decent band and starts making lesser music?

From what I've heard, Wil Wheaton is writing his own series of TNG reviews for the episodes he was in… basically like memoirs of his time on TNG, but broken down by episodes, with his own commentary and critique. Given his own dim view of his time on that show, I'd imagine those books are going to be frikkin…

So what, she's giving him head? He's rimming her ass? She's lubing up his cock for some hot dirty anal? How far in "that direction" have they gone before Q shows up?

I once saw a locally made indie movie that featured a guy getting beaten to death with a dildo. After the deed was done, the protagonist stuck the dildo on the wall via a suction cup on the handle end of the dildo. After that, little can impress me.

You could make a pretty cool game out of "The Road", though you'd have to have a few more people in it than appear in the book.

Yes, I loved Outlaws. The sniper rifle and antiquated scope, over those huge long distances so you could pick guys off of the edge of a canyon on the opposite side. Just amazing gameplay.

Muthafuckin pick up:

I've always been partial to CONAN, LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST TO CROM!!

Ima let you finish, but…

…and STILL the best hip hop EP of all time.

But LOTR lacked both Van Cleef AND Kinski. Thus, it fails.