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King Bastard
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You insert a thin slice of ginger root in your basement?

I'll always wonder who buys them. Aren't there enough good movies out there that no one need ever go look at fourth tier direct-to-DVD stuff? Certainly not often enough to support an industry.

This is probably the wrong thread for this, but I really believe the Articles of Confederation were an innately good idea, poorly executed.

Wonder Boys… what is the secret of your power?

Did Rabin feel a weird Jew?

I think Cowboy Curtis looks a little bit like Morpheus.

Kinski's Hump.

I play drums in 17 bands. I sit in an underground bunker, wired for sound, and play a simple 4/4 beat, which is transmitted via radiowaves to 17 different locations where my bands are all playing simultaneous shows, and my signal is plugged directly into the PA at each venue, accompanying the band. It's a tricky

No kidding. Once Upon a Time is fucking masterpiece. Every scene, every image, everything about it is monumental. The initial showdown between Harmonica and the three gunmen assassins, with everything so quiet that every sound comes out enormous…

Not really looking at her accent.

I don't get it Lobsters. Why would anyone want a kid like THAT to come home? Leave him where he is. We're all better off.

I'd like to see Ellen Page in pretty much anything too, but particularly the following:

I believe you ALL have it wrong. Bill Bailey was the Son of God, sent to earth to save us from our sins. The Romans crucified him, and as he was put up on the cross, God the Father wrote that song. True story. I am not drunk.

So he's fucked Lois Lane? How did they get around the issue of his super-sperm poking holes in her?

I'd ask if you've seen a grown woman naked mostly to ask if you can direct me to her, so I can see her too.

My grampa's urologist's nephew speciously but perhaps accurately claims he heard from that lady who does that thing on NPR that Black Bolt is, contrary to popular belief, NOT a futuristic space station the size of a small moon with the technological capability of destroying a planet.

The skinny on the street is that Black Bolt is most certainly not a sub-continent separated from the rest of Asia by the world's highest mountains.

Don't ignore it. That's not really a good summary. Sure it might be factual, but it doesn't really bear itself out in the music.

Black Bolt. He truly is not a tapir.

The world is gay? As a heterosexual, I'm now in the minority, and RIPE for persecution!