Prof Provolone, I could buy that. I'd thought it was supposed to be random, but maybe it's not, or maybe it's SUPPOSED to be, but in reality they just use it to kill off troublesome classes when more than a few of them are problematic in some way or another.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie. I'm one of those who bought it when there was that brief time it was on Amazon. It's just that one crucial plot element at the beginning that confused me. Obviously it's a nationally known spectacle, since they make a big deal about the girl at the beginning who won the…

So I've always had a question about this movie… my impression was that the Battle Royale Act was to cow the youth into submission… the idea being that they'd all be afraid of getting chosen to be in the Battle Royale… but the selection process was supposed to be random, was it not? And if it was supposed to be a…

No. I refuse to see above.

Sweet!

Just in the interest of being ludicrously contentious, I'll say King of Comedy was the greatest work of art mankind has ever produced, eclipsing the Great Wall of China, the Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, Citizen Kane, and your baby child, all rolled up into one and smoked like a great big fat art-blunt.

You should check out their earlier stuff. Honestly, I found this to be just a tad disappointing, because I loved the sparer early stuff on pretty much any of his previous albums or EPs. (Yes, his EPs are worth getting.) I saw him live with the band that made this album though, and they're pretty kickass. He was…

I WAS FUCKING DISINTEGRATED BY THE FUCKING GENESIS DEVICE. I AM A BUNCH OF FUCKING REORGANIZED PARTICLES FLOATING AROUND IN THE FUCKING MUTARA NEBULA. NO, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING GOOGLE THE EXACT QUOTE.

I'll chase him 'round the moons of Jupiter, blah blah blah blah blah. Bleep My Khan Says.

What's he going to do? Do the work on those shitty movies and then NOT get paid for it?

Hell yeah!
I've been waiting on a Primer for Scott La Rock! The man was a god! His hands were deadly weapons on the wheels of steel, and KRS-1 was never better than when -

Awww yeah, I'm in Heaven now!

I'm still in love with Isla Fisher in "Hot Rod".

Well yeah, until I actually explicitly ask for it.

I think my very existence is an implicit request for oral sex.

GOD I love metal band names. I just want to read a fucking list of them, and chuckle like a whale gettin' his balls tickled by squid.

Thank God… Paul Hogan IS actually from Australia. The world rights itself.

I think he's probably best known as Terrorist #3 in Superman II.

Having been to way too many SXSWs, it sounds like a familiar sentiment to me. Yeah, it's still probably pretentious to say it, but this guy sounds like he doesn't care.

Dammit Ban, stop playing with my X-iterations! Those are private, and not toys!