I've learned so much from all of you! I feel like I know something about fat guys and their willises now, like I can face the world just a little bit smarter. And Scarecrow, I'll miss you most of all!

Wait, what just happened? Why do you all have goatees and violent attitudes?

I bet her vagina is prettier than his.

I just wrap it all up together and let my balls drag on forever.

I felt that season 5 was better than season 4, but season 4 was only mildly better than season 6, and season 3 was a touch better than season 2. Season 1 was a smidge above season 5, but two hairs below season 2, and four dabs to the left of seasons 3 and 6, which were together three pats and a sliver across from,…

Lord knows I certainly make time. I make a LOT of time. I'm like a fucking master of time and space with all the time I conjure for whackin' it.

Which is another way of saying his character is a recently beaten ass.

And I was a 23 year old who probably browsed it, awestruck at its silliness, but unable to look away.

Gruesomeness? Why La Pipe? You think I'm going to use my dwindling collection of Ceti Eels to teach these girls to masturbate?

And even then it was just plumbers with big buttcracks drinking red wine and hitting each other with the empties.

I like big butts and I cannot lie for Ah Pook's sake.

It's always depressing reading these, because inevitably future cinema plans seem to involve countless uses of the words "remake," "sequel," "prequel," "reimagining," etc. Ugh. I say again, UGH.

Perhaps some enterprising perv could open a school to teach them…

I just love the fact that Bellona made such an impact on the landscape in here that her name is still in use.

I invite you all (well, primarily the hot and female among you) to visit my Penal Zone. It is the local favorite of my many zones.

I am so depressed now.

Lynndie England? She of the thumbs up and the big grin? You have a strange fantasy-life, my friend.

Your mom has a scrotum. I slapped it once, and watched it jiggle. It was mesmerizing, and took three days to stop.

I do love Bong.

You didn't miss much.