Damn
I call POOPDICK on this article, yo.

One of these follow-up comments is NOT like the other.

Yes, I believe Jennifer Love Hewitt touted the benefits of vajazzling, and was roundly ribbed for it by Ms. Gillette.

I wish I had YOUR stupid piles of money.

Finally Parker, Cattrall, et al. will be making real money. Amigo money.

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO! WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT… ANYMORRRRRRRRE!

Do your teeth and nails routinely challenge you to a fight over free speech rights?

Now we know. And knowing is half the battle. The other half of the battle is actually fighting with your hands or with weapons, and winning.

seems like I stroke off on a broad's tits.

I'm a secret stoner who likes to make things hard for myself with the ladies by swearing I'll never procreate. Mostly that's just so I don't have to listen to creeps telling me to "think of the children". Jesus, I already MADE them, now I have to THINK about them too? That's just asking entirely too much. If I…

That's pretty funny, considering he's DEAD.

My penis. Is awesome I mean. Not that it's on par with SARDINES or anything, but still. It's kind of salty.

And I was that Chicago street musician, teaching every Tom, Dick and Harry who came by how to say "motherfucker". If only I'd worked out some kind of copyright on that term first, I'd be a millionaire by now, and would have established a school with trained linguists, who could spread the teaching of the word…

I bet she dreams of fucking Zardoz with a strap-on. What do you think, Zardoz?

Why specifically did you enjoy those people who were killed?

I'm American, but MY Doctor was definitely Tom Baker. So much so that it shocks me he was "only" around for seven years.

My suggestion? Eat a monkey whole.

That bastard! Who knows how many other little Tigers are running around now, all kicking ass at golf and cheating on their wives?

DILDO MALLET!!!

Now THERE'S a movie title: REVENGE-CLIT: THE CLIT OF REVENGE