Sgt. Peppers is AWESOME in its badness. Such a cavalcade of 70s stars making a big mistake!

I saw a 3-D porn in a big auditorium at college once. It was quite a show, but as with most 3-D, did not make the most of the medium. For instance, John Holmes had a short but effective scene in it with a little Asian chick, and not once did they use any 3-D effects on his elephantine schlong.

*scratch scratch*

You guys ain't talkin' like fags, that's for sure.

Weird Al would punch you in the nuts if he were short enough.

So… Ron Perlman has two penises?

Don't cry for me, Diabeetus…

I made a mess too! I was watching a compilation video of the early work of Christy Canyon, and I -

What I don't understand is how I didn't get into casting earlier! My god, this is my kind of gig.

And I think both Italian giallo cinema and much of Japanese cinema is all about this kind of thing. I know I saw some Japanese sci-fi movie that seemed like it was a blatant ripoff of about six different American movies.

I'm with you on that Sybil. They, and the SCTV Network 90 DVDs, are my go-to DVDs whenever I need a laugh and am not in the mood for anything specific. I'm particularly in love with the first two seasons for some reason. But dammit if I've had a bitch of a time finding a ladyfriend who enjoys these shows as much as…

Evidently Sybil really loves Mr. Show. That endears her to me greatly.

I'm pretty sure it was the Beatles "I Will" guitar break that inspired the guitar part in "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" by the Cars.

Someone called for me?

Yeah, but the Ben Stiller show gave us Odenkirk in "Kill Bob Shaffkey" sketch. That one killed me.

If he's anything like me, I know EXACTLY what he's doing with that asian girl.

Quick, somebody do a cast rundown on "Joe Kickass"! This is the must-see movie of whenever it comes out!

Only if they beez porno flickz.

Steve Martin's first two albums!

Deli, can I go out and get a chicken salad sandwich tonight??"