Then you're my fact-checkin' cuz.

Yeah, I'm not really sorry to see HP go, but Barfman? We have to lose Barfman too?

Which is still infinitely better than Raperaham Lincoln. He's just SCARY.

I give her points for being short and having huge boobs, but deduct some points for the nasty tan.

Diabeetus cares nothing for such pedantics.

I was also a big fan of his "You Got Lucky" video, which was Petty and the band remaking the Road Warrior.

The world would be a much more amusing place if we ALL referred to ourselves in the third person.

So Doc, I take it you like being blasted in the face?

You tell 'em, Steve Da-

There's also Jubal. He was black, but he wasn't an Operative, just a bounty hunter.

I wish every single one of my weekends ended in a 50-minute ball-sweat-dripping fuckfest. As long as the only balls sweating are mine.

I enjoyed Season 6 of Buffy a lot; it's just Season 7 that bothered me. Its misery is so unrelenting, and Buffy becomes SUCH an enormous bitch… it just didnt' sit well with me. I found myself only really enjoying it when Nathan Fillion was onscreen, or that one episode where Andrew was videotaping everything. …

We gotta go to the crappy planet where I'm a hero!

I love Whedon, but yeah, it's easy to see his flaws. My number one hang-up? His standard portrayal of mental illness. Dear GOD I get so tired of River and that time when Tara was mentally fucked up by Glory, and pretty much every single time some chick has mental problems on a Whedon show I just want to punch her,…

I only saw The Cook, The Thief, etc. once, in college, and honestly it filled me with a pervasive and unebbing sense of nausea the entire time. I couldn't enjoy the movie at all, because it constantly gave me new reasons to want to throw up.

Someone called?

Also, as for the Mal abandoning Simon thing, keep in mind that the creators had always said that Inara being on board is what keeps Mal's darker impulses in check, and with her gone, it would be in character for him to be a little less forgiving and light-hearted.

I would, but I'm too busy staring at your chest. I gotta be me.

Well, if she's got really BIG breasts, then you need to give a lot more than just two kisses just to cover all that real estate. That luscious luscious real estate.

From your post it's like you already have.