I certainly wish Elvis would stop touching me.

Whenever I meet a woman, I give her the standard European double kiss on each breast, regardless of whether or not she's American. I find it's a classy way to say "hello, I want to have intercourse with you!"

The McNuggets are not the issue here!

Dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Your girlfriend certainly enjoys MY meat.

I think overall the name of the game with Gang Starr was "cool understatement", so yeah, they probably both get a little underrated simply because they're not quite flashy enough.

Damn man
I will put a nickel in your butt if you play me some fineass chocolate beats!

For someone who came to Gang Starr a little later than most, I have to second the suggestion above: Full Clip is an AWESOME set.

There's a novelty commenter who really came out of left field.

So it does allow you to go really deep, or out into the open ocean? That last paragraph made it sound like you were supposed to only stick to coastal areas and rivers and such.

I have to admit, I enjoy thinking about MelissaW in her Star Trek get-up getting filled by something manly.

Dang
Spock's pimp hand is probably pretty large.

If you're enormously obese I would.

They could man it up by putting kleenexes in camouflage boxes, but then you'd never find them.

Mascakes.

iCake

Oooh we're about to see some grade-A Scobias dickslapping going on!

King Bastard's Life: He likes big butts, and he cannot lie.

I didn't realize 8 year olds liked titties.

I thought it was because he masturbates a lot.