Who knew?

Hey, that's the name of my low-budget YouTube video sci-fi series: SPACE TITTIES.

That is some dope shit. I will have my people call your people and then we'll call Bow Wow Wow's people (just to keep it legit, y'understan'), and then we'll all conference in the Chipotle people (for catering) and let's DO THIS THANG.

Discussing his condition on the Avatar novel thread.

First thing in the morning should really be masturbation. Then maybe funnel cake or Crappe or something like that.

But a world of complexity compared with "Man Hit in Groin by Football".

Diabeetus II: The QuakerOatsening

I bet everything Vadasz does is homoerotic. It's just how he rolls.

Didn't they also invent the boobs mousepad, wherein your wrist lays comfortably between two silicone boobs?

Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly Gentlemen), I've just invented the Tit-E-Gram. Use your imagination.

There are no less than seven extremely explicit and very erotic sensual masturbation scenes featuring the more attractive of the female cast.

HP, you fuck panthers? That's illegal, my friend. You will lose your tenure.

He's no Mike Reiss.

It's doubly funny because they're all orange like a pumpkin.

Snooki's song:

I'm pretty sure they did get the names wrong. Isn't his name "Schweaty Dave"?

…and its abundant necessity.

I actually wouldn't mind being known as the Crab Assassin. It makes me sound like I came out of the farm team for the Five Deadly Venoms or something.

I am SO going to have unprotected sex with da Trich Terminator.

I wonder if that's because Steve Albini just loves to bury vocals as far back as humanly possible.