Stiv Bators, Colin Quinn, and Martha Quinn were having a threesome? And it was so hot that Bators died? That's a SCOOP!

I'd be curious to think of what Scout thinks about this:
I like big butts.

I remember the first time I threw up a brick.

Yep, it's roughly a 20 year cycle for nostalgia. Witness the 70s nostalgia of the 90s, and the early-starting 80s nostalgia of the past decade. It may not be as overt as it was before, but it's still there in the clothes, the music, and the TV shows.

I 'amember a time when she was cute, yup.

R. Kelly article = lots and lots of pee jokes.

I always felt that way about a young Rosie Perez. AMAZING body. Amazingly ANNOYING voice.

I can't go for that! (No can do!)

You really do have too much time…

I will not Helsinki Treaty your ass until I figure out what that means. Is that like a Cleveland Steamer, or a Rusty Trombone?

I'm trying, I'm trying!

I bend the laws of physics to my needs, and then fuck the laws of physics right up the ass when I'm horny.

My flushing the toilet foretells my return.

Word to tha mutha.

Wasn't "Fucked with a Knife" one of Bryan Adams' early hits? That guy was so metal.

If I could find a nice hot ladiee to give it to me good, I'd have a new release for you right now!

So it was something like a phenomenon?

Well it depends. On the titties, I'm sayin'.

That's good Hercules Rockefeller. You avoided overhearing about her athlete's foot treatment, or the time she accidentally shat her pants after eating a whole bowl of chili with beans.

Dang, look at a picture of Christina Hendricks and say that!