I think Tinto Brass and Russ Meyer should've gotten together and made a movie. That would've been AWESOME.

I'd be happy with just a 32DDD. Even a 32DD. Basically if there are multiple Ds, I'm happy. VERY happy. Happy in my pants!

Oliver! Oliver! Never before has a boy asked for more!

Probably this morning. After a shower, but before they get dressed.

No, your mother's career choices have EVERYTHING to do with THIS!!

I am the world!
I eat the children!
I am the one who makes a brighter day
Just only meeeeee!

I don't like independent boobs. I prefer them in pairs.

That's the one and only way in which storks and I are a lot alike.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You know, it's true.
I would totally eat a potato shaped like a woman's ass.

Dammit, enough.
That's it. I'm taking off my pants.

It cures scurvy!

When I first heard about the subculture, I desperately hoped it was a bunch of hot girls who were really proud of their inordinately huge natural breasts.

Now if only a fish would attempt firsties!

Damn, I've been found out! And by a shrunken-brained juggalo, no less! I do in fact like sucking Britney's dick! How was it so obvious?!

I think she's devastatingly hot. My god, that woman is a fascination of mine.

Exorcist III is way better than II.

But no pics of AGFan's balls.

Ah yes… I've fucked that album many times myself… *ponders the sweet sweet liaisons of the past*

I wish he swam in a sea of urine.