And 4. We're probably not the sort of people that John Mayer would hang out with.

I would be disappointed to rent something with only two titties in it. I likes variety!

I've already kicked out the jams, and now I'm looking for new tenants so I can make up the shortfall in lease money.

They should just run Parma Police's review every week.

I think the main reason I hate Hagar is that he's less cretinous.

It is a little warm in here. Maybe you could turn the heat down, or even off.

So that's what that smell is.

Bring me that floating fatman, the Leno!

That's the name of my new band: Sexual Leper

Is that the one where they end the song with a quick "shave-and-a-haircut" thing?

Hate the Eagles, hate the Doors, hate Steely Dan. Dammit man.

Tangerine Dream were once awesome. But that was a long time ago.

They're popular now? Why don't I meet these women?

I only became a fan of Abraham Lincoln after he died. I'm such a poser.

Sometimes it feels like people will never stop dying…

What if you were born before Cash got popular the third time around, but after the first two times, but you were born deaf, and though you enjoyed his photographs and album covers, you could never enjoy his music, and then AFTER he died, advances in modern medicine finally allowed a partial return of hearing, at which…

I wanna talk about the Meatus of Life. My meatus is very lively.

You came? Did he make something tasty out of it?

Dang, Dark. I was hoping it was faces-in-butts all the way down.

*taking notes from Caveman Lawyer* Well I'm glad SOMEONE cleared that up!