And the enormous revenues he generates each year as intrepid mountain-climbers gather to climb his chin.

You know it, Eh Me. My tendril is all UP in yo bidness! Now if I can just pull James Cameron, Director of Many Hit Films Such As Alien, Terminator, and the Highest Grossing Movie of All Time, Titanic, out of there, there's going to be some hardcore ultimate intimacy goin' on!

I'm the arsenal, I got artillery, lyrics of ammo. Rounds of rhythm, then I'm 'a give 'em piano. Bring a bullet-proof vest, nothin' to ricochet; ready to aim at the brain, now what the trigger say.

Quiet down, you two, before I beat you both to death with my MIGHTY PENIS OF DOOM.

I can't criticize. I felt the same way after watching a Christy Canyon marathon.

I know when I'm gettin' it on with a lady, I like her to call me "King Bastard, Lord of Bastards, Ruler of Rhyme, Plenipotentiary of Pussy, Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, and MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE".

I enjoyed this show immensely.

I think the assembly line process did mess with the scripts, because in the first two seasons, they did frequently have noted actual sci-fi authors and script writers doing their scripts, and by the third season, it's just the cheapest hacks they could find. You can't build a great show going with the lowest bidder.

I often do.

Queen Latifah is quite a seat filler, I must say.

It's like rain on your wedding day. It's like finding out that your Dad's your best lay. It's like when the biggest slob you know turns out to be gay. It's like getting a shitty "Continental Breakfast" but you have to pay.

Actually, if I had my one wish, it'd be that they'd release DVD sets of Top Gear with only the special challenges. Those inevitably make my day. I especially love it whenever they have to build or modify their own vehicles. I know nothing about cars, and care even less, but this show is awesome.

I fucking love this show, for that very reason. It's just three guys getting together, fucking around, messing with each other, and seeing what stupid shit they can get up to with a BBC budget. I don't even care about the product reviews or the celebrity interviews/laps, I just want to see them driving some place…

The problem is that most people have a hard time differentiating between using pot excessively and using it at all. I mean, if you get totally trashed every time you drink alcohol, maybe alcohol isn't the problem so much as YOU are. Same with pot. Fran, if your friends who had all these emotional issues were…

There's a definite claim that the "gateway drug" theory about pot is directly tied to the fact that it's demonized to the same degree as the harder stuff… when someone finds out they've been lied to about how bad pot is for you, they figure they've been lied to about the other stuff too.

focus + intensity = fotensity.

I'm rather nipple-hungry myself.

No, I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Sugartits, that's most disappointing, especially given what a turn-on your mustache-and-chicken-bucket combo is. Damn. What a world, what a world…

I resolve to sleep with at least one of the fine ladieez on the AV Club comment boards. It is a resolution not without its complications and travails, but ultimately I'm sure, worth it. I eagerly look forward to deep post-coital conversations about Gallagher and which bands suck.