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King Bastard
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Gallagher: Ultimate Pussyhound.

Whoops, make that Focus on Sanity. That's off an even better album.

Dang, he doesn't like Change of the Century? That's unfortunate. That's one of Ornette's finer moments, in my estimation.

Risin' up, back on the street, did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive.

"The things Gallagher didn't say were just as important as the things he did say."

By "will to live" do you mean "semen"?

Actually Venkman, a codpiece makes a remarkable ladle for queso, a good gravy boat, and can even hold a banana, or some cereal. It's GREAT for feeding your family.

I'm a big fan of the collected works of the top portion of Simon Topping's left nut! "The Right One Suxxx" and "Don't Even Botha With the Bottom Portion Baby" are HOTT.

One of my favorite posters is "just a nigga that likes titties". I can really relate to him. For the liking titties thing, not the other thing.

A Harvard Professor, allow me to oblige you:

Eh Me, you can pretty much use any word during dirty talk with me… except maybe such words/phrases as "vaginal dryness", "herpes", and "I'll bite your dick off".

I'd rather pass the battle out during the epic fuck scene. That's just how I roll.

Dizzamn
Goddamn I hate the word "pooches".

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

I ain't got nuthin to say bout no Jessicker Simpson, but I do love me this thread!

:D

Who is Muse? All I know is that everytime I hear some girlie come on here defending them, I want to beat her into unconsciousness with an elephant's penis.

Crocodile Dundee 3 would be the movie I'm ALWAYS thinking about.

The New York Times review states "KB's dick nog is the shizzy! Try some, you dirty bitchez!"

I make egg nog. With my DICK.