I'll be Rob, you be Laura…

Word up, D… I feel the same way about ladieez who use Gillian in their avs. Gillian makes me happy in my pants.

Awwww DCRJ, let me make you very, very HAPPY that you're a woman.

Lord knows I'm no fan of Juanito's reviewing work, but his av does have big titties in it, so I'm going to have to give him the nod.

No, Joey Santiago was. The rest of you were just along for the ride.

This year: this one girl's titties.

So, give it to me straight, which is better: Converge, or 80s-era Steve Winwood? I need to know.

Make love to me, my sweet honky…

Bonkers, says I!

You want me to enter a grizzy bear through its back door?

Are you sure you're not a danger-swinging dick addict?

Feed the Birds was 1964.

I hear a lot of talking, but not near enough licking my balls.

I'm all for piling on Eh Me. By myself. Awwww yeahhhh…

It doesn't matter. She already said she'd have sex with me, ZMF, and that's what matters most.

They're saying "Fuck you, whitey!"

Except that he would then be infringing on the copyright to my own directorial debut, "Shit Pancakes: the Rise and Fall of IHOP".

Be careful Justin. Some of the folks around here are JUST crazy enough to try to put a penis in your butt.

DO NOT BELIEVE THE ITUNES PLAYLIST… IT IS A LIE!!

Whoa, what does that mean? Your dad was incredulous?