I was sure it was some four-word combination starting with "Dick Sucking…"

I prefer to simply read your post as:

Who doesn't wish to share their billion sperm with multiple partners?

I prefer pronouncing "banal" as if it rhymes with "anal". But then again, I also like saying "anal" as if it rhymes with "banal". So overall, talking to me is confusing.

and the vampires have to drink from the *other* water fountain.

Bi hurl!

It reminds me of someone playing a bunch of bass.

I bet if she were man, she'd be called Le Pipe.

Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

But he does look a tad like Elvis Costello

I don't know… it's just so bassy, you know?

One time
I built a four bedroom, two-and-a-half bathroom condominium out of boogers I collected from a show this guy put on at a gay bathhouse in Omaha once.

Actually, I prefer to think of it as Full Metal Jacket is structured like Stripes.

Guys love the bis because it opens up the possibility of a FFM threesome. Straight up, that's it.

p.s.

That was the one and only highlight of that damn Island of Dr. Moreau movie. I loved seeing Kilmer do Brando.

He's letting him know what he'll do to balls if they get to teabaggin'.

I usually make a loggins in the morning, though sometimes I wait til the afternoon.

Someone called for me?

Oh yes Red Dawn. Awesomeness. :)