A girl's gotta have her standards.

In the picture above it kind of looks like Batman's trying to fuck that guy in the ear.

Maybe he was just pulling down SO MUCH PUSSY that his winkie was achey.

Dammit DCRJ!

I just read ZMF's comments exactly as written, like a screaming guy in monotone, with no pauses at all.

Yeah, Shredder, you enormous man-bitch, take a ride into the danger zone!

According to IMDB, Cruise was the only actor short enough to be eligible to fly an F-14.

And whither Whip Hubley?

Sure, but how many bridges have you built?

DCRJ, you're never going to live down that one cock, so just stop trying.

Sly Stallone and Sharon Stone in "The Specialist". Ugh.

ZMF, you are indeed a very big dude.

WHERE IS ZMF TO RENDER HIS VERDICT OF ULTIMATE OWNAGE, YOU FUCKING BITCHES??

Word, Drinky… Word.

Yeah, but Liberace wore MORE rings.

But really the elephant turd tastes better if you just leave the water in it.

I think one of my favorite scenes in "Burn After Reading" was [SPOILER!!!] the first big reveal of Clooney's fucking machine. God that was funny.

When oh WHEN will the whales learn to fight back? You'd think they'd have at least developed spears or something by now.. jeez!

There are some significant biological differences, I believe.

Yes, being stuck in a rape stove would be a sort of hell, certainly. But what is this business about "production"? Is that your pet name for your penis?