By sketching them on the ground in his own urine.

Oh crap
Now everyone's gonna get maced in the face again. It's not a good time for walking around the AV Club comment boards without any pants on .

Clagan fel doromence! Phragando lemb couladact traimstord.

They are! Witness:

Top Gun

Mmmm I love titters.

JUDGE: Mr. Francis, has your defense team concluded their arguments?

Yeah, I think the prosecutor will be crying because his precious legal system is crumbling before his eyes. Dear lord this is so stupid it's crossed that precious thin line into total insanity.

-d

The Grind? Or do you mean… THE GROIN!

No, that sequel will be "Soul Planes, Soul Trains, and Soul Automobiles".

Or "Baby I Love You". Love that one. But yeah, "Be My Baby" is my favorite.

Arsenio, I'm stockpiling Activia for that day.

Sybil, don't be so coy, you know what Colonel Sauce is… ;)

No, but if they're all crazy then it's kind of like you're in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

That's okay Eh Me. We'll get you set up straightways with some Vulcan ears, a Klingon forehead, and some Hobbit feet, and you can just decide which way you want to go. Or try on all three, and be some kind of freak KlingVulHob or something. Whatever, as long as there's nakedness, hot sex, and Edward James Olmos…

and someone else was born. Ah the circle of life!

or hear me later.

Oh I'll take you to Nerdvana… it ain't hard… just a bottle of lube, some lingerie, and the full Battlestar Galactica series on DVD… awww yeahhhh…

"Big Balls", "Jungle Love", and "By-Tor and the Snow Dog".