I'm sorry, did you say something? I was staring at your breasts.

Conform to THIS, bitch!

I poop in the Rose Bowl!

I'd rather ignore that fact altogether and just keep hating on John Sebastian.

"Pantload of Posterity" just sounds like an episode of "Hung".

*high fives you* Thanks D-Bow. You tha proverbial man.

Why thank you Victor, that's very nice of y- Wait, WHAT?? Double entendre? He means…? He's saying…? The "helmet" is actually his…?

And so much bullshit too! He's a wondrous man, that John Sebastian. I loved his later work too. "18 & Life" is a heart-wrenching saga of a young man whose life has already gone irrevocably astray…

I hope you didn't get Paul Schaffer stuck in your pee-hole.

I like it when you call me baby.

Not to mention, when mixed with even a small amount of alcohol, Klonopin can really suck away the short-term memory.

Really? I reiterate my earlier statement that ortenzia sounds like a pantload of fun. Two pantloads, even.

I'd say that cutoff point is 1978, Some Girls, the last great album the Stones ever made.

Oh hey look at that, an entry that's going to generate a shitstorm of arguing over what the last decent Weezer album was oh my GOD NO PLEASE DON'T PLEASE DON'T

That's good for your balls anyway.

Not if it stars Christy Canyon. Mmmm I love that woman.

Next year can you do them naked?

You're just asking for a punch in the nose.

God I WISH I could make porn with Chalke. She's sexay-ay-ay-ay!

dang, if you'd ever played early D&D you'd know what a damn footpad is!