Ricardo Montalban o Lorenzo Lamas?

I know what I'm doing this weekend: making a gluten-free helmet out of organic krispy rice bars.

'Cause Ellie said so.

NO.

I wish I didn't hate Grace Slick so damn much.

I must interject…
These rhymes he is kicking are quite bootylicious.

Do you have any naked pictures of your mom? Like, for sale or anything?

My bottom is failless.

I'm gonna fuck that Suzy Cube. Don't tell me she's not asking for it.

I too love the Hulkster. I also enjoy when the other wrestlers show up here. If I could punctuate every other sentence with "WOO!" I'd be a happy man.

I'm hoping once Seth Rogan's star fades, they'll cast me in "KING BASTARD! TITTIES!"

You can't have Simian Mobile Disco without the bile.

Good plan. While you're doing that, I'll have sex with everyone's mothers.

Oh yeah, the Thing is AWESOME. Carpenter's just a LOT of fun overall.

That comment certainly was Dell Cousinsriffic.

I think I'll start using "Wang" as my all-purpose guy-name, instead of man, dude, guy, bruh, broseph, brotentate, brotwurst, etc.

Oh ortenzia… sweet ortenzia. You just sound like a pantload of fun.

Indeed. From now on, I plan on quoting a line from this movie after every sexual encounter I enjoy, just to confuse (or possibly please, or possibly offend) the lady involved (depending of course on which quote I randomly spew out).

Um yeah, that was me. Thanks ladies.

She's the one grinning like a monkey. :P