At some point in my life I want to seriously tap some Elegant Victorian Lady ass.

Awesome.

I bet that's the one thing guitar store clerks curse his name daily for.

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I've always wanted to jump into one of these brainy book threads just to say something truly vapid, like:

That's a smoove name… Seth Lover, the Humbucker-inventin' brutha.

Telecasters are great, but in terms of rock guitar, and in terms of being "greatest ever", I don't know that they could edge out the Stratocaster (on the Fender side of the argument). Yeah, Page used one on a lot of early Zeppelin albums I thought, but still, you have to weigh that against Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix,…

"…and then she started working her finger up my butt like so…"

Humbucker for rhythm parts though.

Depends on what you want. My opinion? Set neck, yes. P-90 single coil, yes.

Shit yeah! Between the Fender Stratocaster and the Gibson Les Paul, you've got a HUGE number of the guitar sounds of the last 60 years or so. Those two guitars dominated (and still dominate) the landscape of rock music in a way that few other name brand musical instruments can claim to.

I've said it before, I'll say it again… the best guitar? A Les Paul Goldtop, with P-90 pickups. Meaty like humbuckers, but with a much less muddy and more piercing powerful sound like single coils. Best of both worlds.

"What? Gibson raised the price on my standard Les Paul guitar such that the average kid can no longer afford one without selling his car? Hey Gibson, check this out you assholes!"

Come on man, snap out of it. You know Les would be crestfallen to know that his signature alone meant that one of his creations wasn't getting played. Pick up that thing and play it like it was meant to be played!

I've only used knockoffs because Gibson's really outpriced themselves, but the basic LP design is unbeatable.

Yeah, what HUGELY significant contributions to music! It's really amazing that one guy could do that, and still be known mostly to the general public as a guitar brand name. Still, his indelible stamp is on pretty much every modern studio recording and roughly half of the output of rock guitarists the world over, so…

Verizon's fine! If anyone comes up to you and starts bitching about you using Verizon, you just hit 'em with a bag of railroad spikes.

What's so difficult about iTunes and the iPod? I use that stuff all the time with no problems at all.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
One more time:

I hope someday to be the fortunate recipient of an Elegant Victorian Blowjob.