SMOKE UP MCNEELY!

But on a more relevant note, yes, I double what ol' Clueless said above. Every day I get schooled by AV Club. I know I kid you guys about your group penis fights, but obviously all that scrotal contact must work for you, because your content is FIERCE.

Dang
Dang rhymes with Pootie Tang. Awww Pootie, I lub yu.

That's unfortunate to hear. Hearing the other SCTV people talk about Short, and seeing him in the interview segments on the DVD sets, he seems like a nice normal cheery fellow.

Don't fuck muppets. Or if you do, don't tell us about it.

So you're several hundred years old, before Grimm's fairy tales were watered down?

This makes me giddy-up straight.

Why bother? At that point, the Initiative know that their cover is blown, and the omnipresent audience knows who they are.

He was good, but he was no Harry S. Truman.

Wait, he's marred and incontinent?

Well sure, look at the douche chin on that guy!

Jeez, fine, but just don't TELL us about it!

I *have* a big dork.

I love Neil Young, but I don't really see him as being someone fun to hang out with.

No, the teacher was oblivious. She just said we had to do a Shakespeare reading; past that point, she was out of the picture.

I'm stuck on whether my favorite is Ferris Bueller or Sixteen Candles. Ferris has more fun I think, but Sixteen Candles has more awesome lines, and was probably the first of his movies I ever saw. Though Weird Science is also up there.

Depends on how seriously they take it. I had an English class once that rapped Shakespeare, complete with one student whose sole job was to beatbox the whole thing.

Comedy people? Probably too old to really be a "BFF" to a guy my age, but I would love to hang out with Martin Short and Joe Flaherty, and get them started talking about their SCTV days.

I don't know about just being pals, but I would so totally date Kate Micucci. She's dreeeeeeeamy.

Dang, Riff just gets cooler and cooler. Yo baby, can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?