"Charlyne Yi, go home"

I don't tease Nathan's dick, I tase it.

Your mom's a predator
that stalks me all my life
for my super-sperms.

I'd make a joke about it, but the guy who referenced "In the Ghetto" already pretty much swept the awards ceremony.

Time flexes like a whore!

*stands sullenly in line*

500 Days of Your Mom was EVEN better.

There is nothing like a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

I'm waiting for the amusement park ride.

I don't know how her performance in this could beat Charlie's Angels, but I guess I'll take your word for it, you being a professional and all.

I would say that if you want the full effect of the movie, you need to see "Cannibal Holocaust" first. It's illuminating.

Wait… did someone say "tits"?

@ MelissaW

Actually Hairy Scar, what I watch instead is 90s wushu kung fu movies. Something with Donnie Yen and/or Jet Li and/or Michelle Yeoh, or something like that. That scene in "Iron Monkey" where the doctor and his assistant are picking up their scattered prescriptions using kung fu wire-work is just beautiful.

What if there was a compromise and you walked down the aisle with a lot of gravitas, but wearing your Starfleet uniform?

Florida is NEVER awesome.

I don't know. I've seen ballet. I've hated every single millisecond of it. Too much precision, not enough heart.

Where?

I can only imagine learning to dance with Cunningham must be something like learning to sing with Meredith Monk.

Seriously, weddings are so full of seriousness and portent that anything that deflates that is okay by me.