Yeah, that was a funny movie IMO. The little touches… the interrupted internal monologue, during which one of the most important parts of the plot occurs, but doesn't seem to trouble the narrator at all… it's just awesome awesome awesome.

Clit Eastwood happens every single day, I'm convinced of it. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but it sure is titillating! TITILLATING I TELL YOU.

No, but she probably does fantasize about SCHLONG OF THE UNDEAD!!!

You touch myself? Thanks!

Dang, you're old. Almost as old as me. Do you remember the Civil War? I do. Boy, I could tell you some stories. But what am I doing? I'm getting ahead of myself, which is something us old-timers do, doncha know. First, let me introduce myself. Virgil Caine is the name and I served on the Danville train, 'til…

Agreed. And Kat Dennings makes me INSANELY happy in my pants.

Someday
I plan to ride this woman around the town square as if she were a Clydesdale.

I will not!

I like… big butts. And I cannot lie…

I must say the trailer and the bad CGI made me especially excited too. I have an erection the size of a blue whale going on here. My balance is all off-kilter, and no blood is reaching my brain.

YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY AT MCDONALDS. *BEEP! CLICK!*

"Tommy! Look at me!"

*I* have touch capability!

NERRRRRRRDS!!!

Tommy can you hear me? Tommy can you HEAR me? TOMMY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY CAN YOU HEAR ME????

I feature T-Pain on a daily basis, and I ain't nuthin special.

And if you're allergic to vegetable oil, and so Crisco is out, you lose even more options! It's a nightmare, I tell you!

She did, it was just muffled.

In related news, am I the only one who can't get enough of looking at Kate Micucci in a bathing suit at the beginning of that "Bart Got a Room" ad on the front page? God I'm in love with that woman.

Or at least not exclusively singles, or primarily singles.