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King Bastard
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Music was only about the single because the earliest recorded music had to conform to the length restrictions of a max of about 3 minutes. We're just used to hearing it that way because of that, but it's by no means a hard and fast rule. It's not like there were really "singles" in that sense prior to the advent of

How else are you going to get that thing in your ass?

Other great albums start-to-finish:

Nope. Making good albums went out at the end of last century.

If it ain't Pootie Tang
It's CRAP.

That's because I'm fucking that hat-wearing owl you're sitting next to.

I'd honestly hoped Juggalos were hot white-trash girls with enormous breasts, but apparently I'm only like one-third right, and not the good one-third.

Actually those were just my balls, smeared in peanut butter, with some Chex stuck to them. My bad.

Watch it with some dumbfounded dipshit in the room masturbating, and it's hilarious as fucking.

I live in daily disappointment that I don't know any actual women with those proportions.

Yeah, it happens to everyone around 30, give or take a couple of years.

That'll end some day, trust me.

That would be something we would ALL find entertaining.

I'd love a quesada with cheese, but only once our boys in Afghanistan locate and shut down that dastardly terrorist group Al Quesada.

Riff, you fly honey: just go to Amazon and buy the TPBs of his Doom Patrol run. That's the best place to start (in my opinion of course, since that's where I started) and it's friggin awesome, to boot.

My poops are pretty solid too. Solid, not pretty.

Better than "Archie" #37?

Personally, and this is just one man's opinion, but I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Doom Patrol. I haven't really read much he's done since, as the Invisibles never really did it for me. But his run on Doom Patrol is flat-out awesome.

But… you're not the USUAL tennis instructor!