Tofu! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

In deference to its Thailand setting: Phuket.

Stephen King's is also mighty. Let's hope there's no headbutting over "creative differences" or the carnage shall be mightier than the Spiderman musical!

London is south…

The few times I've seen Bieber doing what I can only assume was supposed to be acting, he looked like he was trying to hold in explosive diarrhea until the scene was over. As were we all, really.

So how long after that whole Get Her On SNL FB thing did it take hipsters to stop ironically loving her and start unironically hating her? Seriously, I want the equation so I have something to talk about whilst standing next to young hipsters besides graphic elder-sex.

I tried to give him advice, but he wouldn't listen, God bless him.

Also, I think Mayor Banmar's comments in this thread show us why we don't usually hear about Maine outside of Stephen King novels.

@Incurable Ennui: the point—as always—was actually when other people's enjoyment of their beer intrudes on mine (i.e. to whomever you were responding). While I don't see the point of low-carb/-calorie beer, I don't begrudge those who drink it (much) until they feel it necessary to insult the rich, beautifully-colored…

Well, I'll tell you this much: I'm adding this to my list of phrases I ask my lisping friend to say when he's irritating me, right behind "isthmus of Sisyphus" and "six speeding Isuzus."

@unicyclistperiscopes: Thank you! "rabbitting on" is one of those phrases which isn't heard often (if at all) here in the US, but I think it should be.

Exactly, ZZZZ…it's about calorie replacement, really, and it's my version of SlimFast^.

I remember in high school German class, that movie was a part of a practice dialogue:

Combine the two and call John Waters!!

In a turkey suit?

Wondermom slacks!

Word choice aside, even though Rammstein haven't changed their stage show in decades (giant pussy notwithstanding), fire really impresses US audiences, so they might be the shoe-in.

Change the sidekick to the Paper's Batboy, and you've got my vote! *hands FP a bag of money*

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@Hipster-billy: if Wayne's World has taught me anything, and it has taught me much, "tentpole" is a slang term for an erection. Since we're talking about studio executives, my guess would be "blockbusters that make a lot of money"?