One morning the mother raccoon (Chesapeake) was trying to wrangle her 4 babies to go wherever they sleep. 3 of them were tussling in the vegetation that separates our yard from our neighbors' and there was one little kiss-ass staying right by his mother's side (probably tattling). Every time the mother tried to get…

I was wondering the same thing…one more thing to add to the list of ways your body can (will) kill you, I guess.

This seems as good as any place to bury this in the hopes of avoiding the ridicule of the hip AVClubbers I can only aspire to be: Aziz Ansari is not funny. I thought the whole smarmy shithead thing was just him playing a character on P&R until I saw the first 5 minutes of his recent stand-up special.

EVERY story is a cute raccoon story when Chesapeake tells it! My monitor has an well-worn finger smudge from scratching his avatar on the nose.

Your avatar makes me sad.

*offers MikeMartz a shovel*

…unless the jacuzzi is filled with piranhas, of course.

I nominate idiotking for leader of the Gay Mafia.

We have a mother and 4 babies living in our yard. I'm going to call her Chesapeake. I love animals who look like smaller versions of their parents without having to go through the awkward "juvenile" uglies. Cute nature rules!

Perhaps they could persuade a Juggalo to step in. I mean, if it won't interfere with his gainful employment, humanitarian work or volunteer time at the animal shelter.

He resembles Leech from Hordak's Evil Horde in both his appearance and his ability to hang by his lips from flat surfaces.

*have

He was sentenced to having his dick bitten off by piranhas, so his case against the movie will likely be thrown out.

Number 9…

Lone Dallas: Dynasty Heights

If you liked "Boring Dronings," by Scarlett Johansen, you might also like "Twangy Musings on the Lower Classes," by Gwyneth Paltrow

There's a river in the Ukraine you might enjoy visiting.

I agree, Sugartits. Perhaps a new show called Dallas Dynasty Heights? Buy miles of lame, tease the fuck out of those wigs and let 'er rip.

I'd watch Leonard's version. I'd also watch a version where opposite sides of the bench meant one lawyer was a gargoyle crouching on top of a bench, and the other was a troll living under it.

I have nothing against you personally, SarCCastro, but I'm feeling surly this morning, so what the hell…