Mike & Molly
So THAT'S where Cathy will be…

Soundtrack by Voice of the Black Community, Michael McDonald

I agree (and $houlda $crolled down before commenting)

Math IS hard…especially when it's called Physics!

I think what you meant was, "I won his auction for the stuffed tiger that was Bill Watterson's inspiration for 'Hobbes,' and had to sew up the gaping holes at either end."

*crosses fingers…cuts off half of hand*

It was a dark and stormy night
Suddenly, a shot rang out
A door slammed, the maid screamed
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon

I stand by what I wrote, but would just like to say how cool it is that the AVClub writers actually respond to commenters, rather than throwing us buckets of chum and letting us argue amongst ourselves. In a day and age where intelligent debate—or any sort of debate, if I'm honest—is virtually non-existent, it's…

Wow. That's what I think of every time I see "Juggalo" written…and I had JUST gotten it out of my head. Well, I guess it's the old icepick-in-the-ear, again…

By "hip writer makes fun of Juggalos," I assume you mean "hip writer plays psychoanalyst and validates the Juggalos' abbhorent behavior by transferring their whiny shithead non-lives onto a semi-animate fame whore." I'm on the record as loving TVDW's writing, but Jesus Fucking Christ: "She was every girl they ever…

Considering he used to hit his own face with a brick, I don't know what they thought they would accomplish.

Imperfect analogies? Cue HipsterDBag in 5…4…3…

Oh, right…the job-quitting thing. Burning Bridges with Steven Slater. I'll start clicking on links like a good girl.

The only way this could be a reality show is if they do file charges. Otherwise what's the premise…some guy sitting around watching YouTube videos of himself? Perhaps he goes around telling off a different person/company each day (random and viewer-selected)? Maybe he walks around different cities and gives money to…

Not Maltese terriers…they're notoriously stupid. I'd keep my eye on the Cairns, if I were you.

Shitegeist is on to something…actually, the U.S. Office would be greatly enhanced with a well-choreographed fight scene or two.

Der…die…das
*clap, clap*
Wer…wie…was
*clap, clap*
Wieso…weshalb…warum
*clap, clap*
wer nicht fragt, bleibt dumm.

Karatloz has a point: according to the Americans with Disabilities Act, they need to change this contest to include entries by differently-abled persons.

Sua culpa, Pipe…the title told you exactly what to expect in terms of "action," genre, intended audience, etc.

Wait, Divine's in this?