Correct.

Justin Bieber/Roman Polanski

That sentence stood out for me, too. No mention of Wyclef denying the charges, apologising, commenting, etc. Just the bit about getting a new, and I assume stealthier, accountancy team.

@JS: Old Norse. Now write it a hundred times and if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

@rb: as penance you have to immediately change your avatar. Fucking creepiest avatar in the AVClub…

That's why it's the perfect training manual for morons employed by the Stasi to rough up foreigners.

PLEASE tell me he also had a recording of the Imperial March playing as he walked up to the counter…

Further evidence of this bias is a fun game I play called "Guess how soon into an interview the hetero-playing-gay mentions his/her hetero significant other." Eric McCormack was the reigning champ during the W&G years.

Starring Nathan Lane as "Old Major"!

UGGS could be a horror movie…that scuffing, scraping…getting louder…always getting LOUDER!! YOU CAN"T ESCAPE IT!!

I agree! Except when it's the 9th or 10th post…but otherwise you're barely correct! *ruffles HGL's hair*

Is this live action?
If so, why? Oh well…I suppose it would be infinitely more depressing if it were a 3D cartoon.

My vote is definitely Jr.

Attention people of the 19th and early 20th centuries: I'm from the future and can assure you that while unions were incredibly useful and essential in your time, they've outgrown their usefulness in the 21st century.

…and the fingers of the German Lit dork seem to fly over the keyboard as if compelled by some otherworldly force…

Dick Butkus.

"Silent" worked…maybe not for your quote, but still.

Also: Dakota Fanning…she's trying to do the "dark" thing now, isn't she? And she's well old enough (especially by Hollywood standards) for a "wrapped up in the role…losing herself…rehab" project.

I was on board when they first announced Pink, but I've definitely lost interest/hope at this point.

Well, as with any Zero Tolerance policy, one time = too often.