I apologize for not honoring the subject of this thread, but it is my sworn duty to remind anyone who mentions it that Tim Hortons is terrible, terrible coffee.

Hooray! I'm useful!

However, his wife's Waspy smile turned a bit more strained when, as they were walking away, he made a comment about what a "fine-looking bitch" that was.

Your lips make other men uncomfortable.

While you're looked up to and treated like celebrities in the world's major religions for throwing money at them, in Scientology you actually get to ascend the ranks and be certified as being better than everyone else.

The next time that commercial comes on, I'm pausing it to see if there are any pictures of him wearing a suit of human skin on the photo page he's apparently created for/about his ex-gf.

All right Smartypants Snarkington…tell us about electricity. Is it singular or plural? Hmmm??? I didn't think so…

*Sharksquatches, of course…my apologies for misspelling your vision.

@HLN - Sharkquatches. Just…awesome.

Replace the vampires/werewolves/scary looking dudes with religious statuary come to life and think you're on to something.

So I Married an Axe Murderer doesn't get mentioned nearly enough when trying to defend Mike Myers' early work.

RH of NJ
As long as they're already stereotypes, why not merge this show with RH of NJ? I'd especially like to know what exactly Joe does for a living.

He did on his Comedy Central Presents special…

Tangentially related anecdote: my sister & I recently planned a surprise anniversary party for my parents and to create the guest list, I stole my mother's "address book." This is a plastic box with recipe cards in it on which people's addresses are written…the white trash rolodex. For some reason, my mother doesn't…

Headline
When I read the headline, I wondered if it was a creative R.I.P. item…

They could make it a bonus DVD in the "Dean Martin's Celebrity Roasts" box set.

Funk dat.

*could literally get

In the dream sequence of the murder victim running across the sand, the shorts are so short, one could literally getting one's eyes raped.

@OtP: that was truly wonderful.