You're half correct…

Heart = 30% closer-knit eyebrows and a 20% drop of his jaw during close ups.

Saucy Jack, you're a naughty one
Saucy Jack, you're a haughty one…

I'd pay full price to see it in a theatre even if it were just a loose collection of her interviews, movie roles, facial expressions, people talking about her, etc. with no new material. Hell, this should be a History Channel special with interviews by noted Grace Jones scholars.

If we give the Philips/Norelco pube shaver its own movie, will it promise to limit itself to one small, tasteful patch of online advertising?

There have been considerably more M&W quotes on this board recently. I wholeheartedly approve.

C'mon…it will be "very."

…the ass brush next to her toilet?

All that good beer and THAT'S what you think a "half-and-half" is? *shakes head sadly*

A way to normalize smoking for the kids drinking the mimosas. Do the commercial-free campaigners have to spell out EVERYTHING for you???

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

My Cameraman is My Anchor: the Al Roker Story

Ditto. While I doubt he'll ever be able to surpass his fine work on Scooby Doo, I'm happy to see someone actually famous for impressions being hired by Hollywood.

Nein! Das ist nicht Numberwang!

I think you want the Lauryn Hill thread…

I believe the New Testament was written as Tier I of the original "Restore this Rich Celebrity" God PR campaign…

GFM: most excellent.

…she was also on the Wanda Sykes show last Saturday.

Exactly. *shakes head sadly*

I felt the same way when I saw the SP movie: it seemed less funny when the kids were actually swearing than when they were bleeped out in the series.